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Techie Christmas Jokes 2k9 Edition

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Humor

I won't let this holiday season pass without throwing some Christmas jokes for all you techies out there. So get ready to be jolly and enjoy these latest techie Christmas jokes:

A Math Geek's Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas in 4 languages

const a = '\''; void b()/*'; var b:string;{
c */ { /*
c document.fgColor='#ffffff'";
cos(1);print "Merry Christmas" ?>

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