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Walt Disney's Air Linux

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fastcompany.com: Nothing in the rule books says a penguin can't play basketball! Tim's ragtag middle-school basketball team doesn't have a chance at the playoffs. That is, until his friend Linux comes along!

Physics for Programmers

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matthewhelmke.net: 1. An object in motion tends to stay in motion
There is no such thing as a temporary program.

11 Undocumented Features Of Google Chrome OS

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woot.com: 1. Your family photos are accompanied by text ads for skin care and diet plans.

3. Every month, the hard drive is automatically defragged and investigated for anti-trust violations.

Seven Reasons Why Beef Is Not Ready For The Dinner Table

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penguinpetes.com: Despite its many advocates, whenever I buy some beef and try it, I always end up going back to chicken. Chicken has what I want, and beef doesn't. The latest releases of beef got my hopes up, but I was again disappointed.

Announcing A New Linux Distro: BaitNSwitch Linux

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daniweb.com/blogs: Today, I'm announcing my new Linux company, HookLineNSinker, Inc. which will produce a new commercial Linux distribution: Pricey Linux. HLNS products include Pricey Linux Enterprise, Pricey Linux Small Business Server and The Pricey Linux Desktop. BaitNSwitch Linux is the distribution where we test out new features, versions and options.

The Cat Who Knew Linux

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linuxgeeksunited.blogspot: I thought I would post on of my older little 'dabbles' like this just for fun. Who knows, someone might even like it.

GeezerOS: Linux for the Elderly

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daniweb.com: Perhaps it's my role as the family computer guy that's leading me in this direction today but it seems to me that there should be Linux distributions that are age-oriented and age appropriate.

Why Your Boss Wants You to Use Linux

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detector-pro.com: As you “already know” – boss knows the best. If bosses were given to choose an operating system which would be right for their employees, that will be Linux. Here is the reasons:

Several Nice Linux Easter Eggs

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Although some of this stuff is old, here are some funny easter eggs I bumped into over time.

In APT
Fire up a terminal and type the following, one command at a time:

Top 15 Creative and Hilarious Acronym Expansions of Emacs

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junauza.com: We all know that Emacs stands for "Editor MACroS", but several creative people have given the feature-rich text editor some innovative and rather funny definitions. --Here are a few.

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