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Dominitrix Linux TV ad

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Possibly the Funniest Programming Joke Ever

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junauza.com: Maybe some of you have already heard or read about this one because it's rather old, but just to relive the fun, here it goes.

Conan O'Brien talks to the co-creator of USB on The Tonight Show

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engadget.com: Remember those Intel "rock star" ads -- featuring the co-creator of USB, Ajay Bhatt? Of course you do. Conan O'Brien felt compelled to sit down with the actual Ajay and pick his brain about technology... and, er, other things.

Google easter eggs: 15 best hidden jokes

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telegraph.co.uk: Google loves to slip in-jokes and hidden features known as "easter eggs" into its products. Here are 15 of our favourites.

20 most bizarre Craigslist adverts of all time

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telegraph.co.uk: Craigslist, the anarchic classifieds website, has developed a reputation for hosting some of the oddest adverts on the internet.

Walt Disney's Air Linux

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fastcompany.com: Nothing in the rule books says a penguin can't play basketball! Tim's ragtag middle-school basketball team doesn't have a chance at the playoffs. That is, until his friend Linux comes along!

Physics for Programmers

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matthewhelmke.net: 1. An object in motion tends to stay in motion
There is no such thing as a temporary program.

11 Undocumented Features Of Google Chrome OS

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woot.com: 1. Your family photos are accompanied by text ads for skin care and diet plans.

3. Every month, the hard drive is automatically defragged and investigated for anti-trust violations.

Seven Reasons Why Beef Is Not Ready For The Dinner Table

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penguinpetes.com: Despite its many advocates, whenever I buy some beef and try it, I always end up going back to chicken. Chicken has what I want, and beef doesn't. The latest releases of beef got my hopes up, but I was again disappointed.

Announcing A New Linux Distro: BaitNSwitch Linux

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daniweb.com/blogs: Today, I'm announcing my new Linux company, HookLineNSinker, Inc. which will produce a new commercial Linux distribution: Pricey Linux. HLNS products include Pricey Linux Enterprise, Pricey Linux Small Business Server and The Pricey Linux Desktop. BaitNSwitch Linux is the distribution where we test out new features, versions and options.

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