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Techie Christmas Jokes 2k9 Edition

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Humor I won't let this holiday season pass without throwing some Christmas jokes for all you techies out there. So get ready to be jolly and enjoy these latest techie Christmas jokes:

Ubuntu backup awesomeness

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Humor Twas a night before Christmas it was the 12th to be exact at 3 am beside my computer I did sat. My ubuntu did stall, I had pondered and pondered and did a fresh install. Swiftly I got to the the manual partition, then suddenly I had a fine apparition.

Some Old But Still Funny Anti-UNIX Jokes

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Humor You may have heard a lot of anti-Microsoft jokes before since you can read them everywhere. However, it's pretty rare to find anti-UNIX/Linux jokes.

I am the very model of an open source sensational

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Humor With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan. I have twisted their Pirates of Penzance song to "I am the very model of an open source sensational". Sung to the tune of "I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General".

When Open Source Meets Closed Minds

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Humor Caller: “I need to report a very serious computer crime! The local university is running an illegal computer system!”

If Windows, Linux and OSX Opened Cafes...

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Humor The New York Times reported today that Apple has opened its first Apple Store in Paris, underneath the Louvre no less, and just two weeks after Microsoft opened up a Windows 7 cafe in Paris in another location. The idea of these two companies competing in a retail environment, and especially a Windows-themed cafe, got me thinking about what would happen if three cafes opened each run in the same style of the operating system it was named for. I figure it might look something like this:

Pirated software

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Humor If you think I'm going to talk about the moral, legal, financial, and political implications of using software not according to various license agreements set by money-loving companies, you're wrong. Today, we will learn about little known software designed by code pirates.

What does your browser say about you? (2009 edition)

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Humor Long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away I posted the infamous article titled “What does your browser say about you?”. I still get comments on it but these days they are mostly among the lines of: “Dude, Firefox 2.0 is ancient! What about Chrome and IE8?” So I decided to post a short update.

DtO: Dominitrix Ad part 3

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DtO: Dominitrix Linux TV ad - take 2

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