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RE: 10 Linux commandments

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dedoimedo.com: Enjoy, the 10 Linux commandments, Bible style (old testament):

Microsoft says Windows will cease distribution

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geeksmack.net: Earlier today, Microsoft Spokesperson Brianna Pinder, confirmed that Microsoft will be ceasing development of the Windows Operating System due to the nature of innovation in the computer industry.

Top April Fools' Day jokes

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  • Top 5 April Fool’s Day jokes 2010
  • Top 10 List: An April Fool's Day Round Up
  • Geeky in-jokes dominate April Fools' Day 2010

Oracle buys Ubuntu

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  • Oracle buys Ubuntu!
  • Ubuntu Manual Audio Book
  • Ubuntu to be licensed under friendiler version of the GPL

Linux: Removing The Big Kernel Lock

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kerneltrap.org: Arnd Bergmann noted that he's working on removing the BKL from the Linux kernel, "I've spent some time continuing the work of the people on Cc and many others to remove the big kernel lock from Linux and I now have [a] bkl-removal branch in my git tree".

Announcing the Fedora 12 Newbie Remix

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hackersramblings.wordpress: The Fedora Unity community is proud to announce a new release of the Fedora Newbie Remix. The Fedora Newbie Remix, codenamed "Longhorn", caters to new users of our operating system, giving them the tools they need to do their every day business.

Join Opera Space Browsing Testing

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opera.com: I believe that this company should commit itself to achieving the goal of putting a Web browser in space. No single space project in this period will be more impressive to other browser makers or more important for the long-range exploration of the Web, and none will be so difficult to accomplish.

Ubuntu goes Democratic

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ubuntu.com: Canonical has announced that Ubuntu is moving to a democratic process. Mark is quoted as saying, "We'd be nothing without our loyal and vocal users scrutinizing and criticizing our every move. I may have been too quick in cutting them off from our development process."

Google is going to acquire Novell and the Unix copyright

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shermann.name: Some secret source inside Google Inc. reported to us, that Google is going to acquire Novell, the Company who brought you Novell Netware.

Also: A different kind of company name

Microsoft To Distribute Their Own Version of BSD/Linux

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From the oldie but almost still goodie department: Maddog: Today, CEO Steve Ballmer announced that Microsoft would be releasing their own version of the Linux operating system in twelve months.

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