Language Selection

English French German Italian Portuguese Spanish

Quick guide to get a girlfriend using Linux

Filed under

This guide is pretty straightforward. No introductions, lectures or philosophing about love. Follow it from beginning to end, and you might get a woman today!

System requirements:

Any Linux box will do, but it MUST have a graphical interface, such as KDE, Gnome, even Fluxbox will work. You must have installed an editor capable of rich-text format, or a web browser. A picture viewer or a video viewer is also recommended. It’s a plus if your Linux box is a laptop.

Introducing the strategy:

For every type of man, there’s a woman attracted to it: The sports dude has fans, the artistic dude has groupies and the intellectual dude has admirers. The geek kind of intellectual has inflatable dolls for the most part, and even though almost no women are attracted to this type, the key part here is “almost”, which also means that there’s hope.

Full Story.

re: Quick guide

What's lower on the comment scale then "really really really really really really really really really stupid"?

SRLINUXX was your account hacked, or did you actually post this drivel?

re: Quick guide

heyyy, yeah, it was hacked! yeah, that's what happened. d*mn.

You talk the talk, but do you waddle the waddle?

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

More in Tux Machines

New Test Release Of Android-x86 Now Available

For those with some spare x86 tablet/mobile hardware around, a new test build of Android-x86 is out in the wild. Since October there's been the Android-x86 5.1-RC1 build of Lollipop and since then is also a x86 branch based on Android 6.0-Marshmallow. A Phoronix reader pointed out that uploaded today to the project's SourceForge page is an Android-x86 20151128 release. Read more

Top 5 reasons I'm thankful for Android

Yes, that's perfect. One of the things I've been so thankful for is that, unlike the competition (wink wink, nudge nudge) each iteration of Android offers up a bevy of improvements. There has yet to be an Android release that failed to please. Lollipop was better than KitKat, which was better than Jellybean, which was better than Ice Cream Sammich — you get the idea. This is one of the very reasons I've been so excited about getting Marshmallow, as well as why I've been so frustrated about not getting it. Read more

Wine 1.8-RC2