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“OS Wars: The Movie” - Cast Of Actors

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In a not too distant present, at a not too distant Interweb, you will bear witness to one of the greatest dramas of our time. An epic battle between equally powerful forces as they struggle for dominance and the hearts and minds of the “Now” generation. I introduce to you, now, the cast of “OS Wars: The Movie”

Microsoft Windows – Played by Forrest Gump. You couldn’t ask for a simpler OS. Although dim witted, it still manages to find it’s way into world events and controls the known universe. Despite all it’s shortcomings, it still manages to be successfully wage war. Primary objective is a world of mediocrity governed by Bubba Gump Apps.

Apple OS X –

GNU/Linux – This evening played by Hannibal Lecter.

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