Things to do in Emacs when you're bored...
Start a conversation between Eliza and Zippy.
It's easy; just "Meta-X doctor", then for the reply line, hit "Ctrl-U Meta-X yow" and hit return twice. Repeat as necessary and see how long it takes for the conversation to head in some definite direction:
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.
Hmmm... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET FIDDLE ORCHESTRA... ha.. ha..
Can you elaborate on that?