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Things to do in Emacs when you're bored...

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Start a conversation between Eliza and Zippy.

It's easy; just "Meta-X doctor", then for the reply line, hit "Ctrl-U Meta-X yow" and hit return twice. Repeat as necessary and see how long it takes for the conversation to head in some definite direction:

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Hmmm... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET FIDDLE ORCHESTRA... ha.. ha..

Can you elaborate on that?

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