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Reasons You Haven't Installed Linux Yet

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11. You're afraid of Gnomes.
10. You can't pronounce Ubuntu, and too embarrassed to ask.
9. No disk space left after installing Vista Ultimate.
8. Your Dad uses a GNU/Linux distro and you're rebelling against authority.
7. You have intimacy issues

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re: Reasons You Haven't Installed Linux Yet

the author doesn't know the difference between the pronunciation of GNOME (the desktop) and gnome (the english word), yet goes on making fun of people who can't pronounce "ubuntu"! irony!

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