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Testdriving srlinuxx 2007

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Testdriving srlinuxx 2007
By One Crazy Texan


I took a look at srlinuxx a couple of years ago and she was quite the gal. I
thought this would be a good chance to catchup and see how she has progressed
over the past few years.

As you know srlinuxx comes complete with house, car and large TV for watching
Nascar (a must have for any man). srlinuxx prefers the homemaker life as
opposed to working in a corporate enviroment. While some men might be put off
with that I found it somewhat refreshing.

At the home one finds a modest brick home with attached garage and low
maintenance fenced yard. Guys will appreciate this as you wont be breaking
your back mowing it. The garage is a plus as you know us guys love to tinker
in the garage. There are additional plugins for the beer fridge and plenty of
room to get your tinkering on. In addition there are plenty of nooks and
crannys to hide your men stuff.

Inside the home is well laid out, clean and inviting. Crystal figures are
placed through out the home giving it nice eye candy. In addition to the
common places such as bedroom, kitchen and living room the home also features
a nice computer office where one can get their linux fixes.

I found srlinuxx to be quite attractive. Shoulder length blonde hair parted on
the side and feather bangs makes one want to run their fingers through it.
Nicely shaped with a pretty smile, button nose and a country twang when she
talks makes one just want smile. Not only is she pretty but she does Linux
too! She is attentive, affectionate and you'll never long for good
conversation. She is defiently a gal you want to keep on your arm for a long
time!

Screenshots Here.

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re: Testdriving

Ok, since no one else is brave (rude) enough to ask the highly personal, deeply investigative, tabloid-esque dirt digging questions, I will.

So what's your server spec's, what's it running, and how is it connected to the internet?

Enquiring minds want to know!

re: Testdriving

rotf

LOL!

You sure that wasn't written by Borat? Smile

Seriously, thanks for posting your picture, and for producing this fine site. If you're ever in Portland, and can stand us liberals, the drinks are on me.

re: LOL!

Quote:

You sure that wasn't written by Borat? Smile

teehee I thought "One Crazy Texan" would give it away. I did obtain his permission to post it, but I thought perhaps I should be a bit more discreet with his actual identity.

oh, and thanks for the invite. Smile

re: LOL!

That must be Helios from Lobby4Linux I guess...

re: LOL!

Helios is happily married with children. So, nope.

A H E M

heya s,

surely it must be our common friend. could also be my boss Wink

well, he's sweet and thoughtful for even writing it.

archie

re: A H E M

who's your boss?

Keep up the great work

Love the Web site!

Re: Testdriving

Susan,

I'd seen the pictures before back in the earlier days of tuxmachines--but it's always nice to know a little about the host of a site.

I'm sure I speak for many in thanking you for doing tuxmachines.org--at any rate, it's one of my regular daily visit sites and has evolved into one of the best combination Linux-distro-review/Linux news sites available.

Re: Testdriving

gfranken wrote:

I'm sure I speak for many in thanking you for doing tuxmachines.org--at any rate, it's one of my regular daily visit sites and has evolved into one of the best combination Linux-distro-review/Linux news sites available.

awe, thank you for saying.

Haha

Great read Big Grin

srlinuxx roxx Wink

Re: Testdriving

Sorry couldn't resist:
http://distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=srlinuxx
Smile

turned the tables

when I told him that his joke article was getting more comments that my real ones, the author of this little parody stated, "heh heh. You always doing reviews so I thought it would be kinda cute for a review of you. tee hee"

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